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Finland:K-11 certified full length DVD movies
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George Armitage's comedy of a charismatic drifter (Owen Wilson) who heads for the exotic North Shore of Oahu. There on Hawaii, he soon discovers that whether he is looking for a new con or a little romance, temptation is everywhere. He forms a dubious alliance with a powerful local businessman (Morgan Freeman) and falls for the seductive and criminally-minded lover (Sara Foster) of his boss's rival. Adventurers want to double-cross a wealthy developer (Gary Sinise) and his allies (Charlie Sheen, Vinnie Jones). |
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Sara (Elizabeth Hurley) and Gordon Moore (Bruce Campbell) are successful farmers - he is a Texan, she is typical English. Gordon is unfaithful, he has a lover and in one moment he sends a process server to deliver the divorce papers to Sara. When she gets to know about this sad fact, she realizes that if she will not outstrip Gordon, filing for divorce, she will lose her legal part of their impressive fortune. Joe Tyler (Matthew Perry) is the process server who is to deliver papers, but Sara quickly arranges things with him and tries to outrun her so to speak husbandrel. But things get complicated when the counterpart Tony (Vincent Patore) of Joe is drawn into an affair by Gordon's request... |
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Daryl Chase (Orlando Jones), a prosperous New York investment banker, considers the idea of stealing another man's passport and assuming his identity to be very good. He goes on the run after being wrongly charged with laundering Mexican drug cartel money and desperately tries to take shelter. But the hapless man soon comes to realize that he has jumped out of the frying-pan into the fire. Freddy Tiffany (Eddie Griffin), whose name he is using, proves to be a tough street hustler who is even more wanted by the police than he is. Chase must find a way to get out of a scrape before he has to pay a heavy price for Tiffany's sins. |
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Jennifer Barret (Madeline Stowe) is a successful woman who suddenly discovers that she is the heiress of the recently killed powerful mafia boss known as Angelo Aligieri. His colleagues were unaware that he has the daughter and now she is to deal with lots of grim guys and with the fearless bodyguard Frankie (Silvester Stallone) who defends her from the cutthroats. Meantime, she clandestinely plots revenge against the people who arranged her father's murder. |
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Jerry (Cuba Gooding Jr.) and Nick (Horatio Sanz) have various problems in their lives - Jerry is bumped by girlfriend and falls into the deep depression, Nick's romantic life is unsuccessful too. Guys decide to take a sea cruise to have a rest and to take a chance to strike up some new acquaintances, but, unfortunately, they had quarreled with travel agent and the tickets they booked turned out to be the queer ones. Nick and Jerry realize soon that the liner is reserved for the gay entertainment cruise and now they must behave like a gay couple to avoid any homosexual courting. Friends seem to say good-bye to all hopes but an unexpected windfall soon emerges as the captain rescues a boat of European swimsuit models. Guys try to convince the girls they are not gays... |
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Kile Ketchum (Lorenzo Lamas) and his fellow Brooks (Matt O'Toole) are professional art thieves. Once they cock up a heist job for their crime boss Newcastle (Lance Henriksen) who controls a shadowy art business. As payback, they agree to steal money from a government airplane while it is flying up in the sky. According to their intricate, thought-out plan, Ketchum and Brooks penetrate into a 747 to rip off 250 million bucks. But they are unaware of Newcastle’s other intention. When Ketchum and Brooks complete their part of job, Newcastle gives orders to his jackals to shoot them. Using their cunning and resourcefulness, the guys take great efforts to survive and get their share of loot. |
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The comedy recalls the 1995 scandal connected with "The Roswell Incident", flying saucer wreckage near Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. The two British chancers Ray Santilli (Ant McPartlin) and Gary Shoefield (Declan Donnelly) produce a documentary hoax, claiming the black and white film footage shows an actual alien autopsy. The release of the film creates a sensation around the world.
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American Businessman and China Scholar, Nick Orton is enlisted by the Buddhist goddess of mercy to save his world from de-evolving to the time of the Demon Master Shu and the 5 Traditional Masters who wish for no progress to ever happen. Nick is given help in the form of The Handsome Monkey king, Pigsy and Friar Sand who must do battle with dragons, demons and a heavenly legal system to assure that Earth remains as it should be. |
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If you are enamoured of your boss’s luscious daughter and want to get a job promotion, get ready for the worse. Tom Stansfield (Ashton Kutcher) proved to be unready. When his despotic boss Jack Taylor (Terence Stamp) asked him to house-sit, Tom only hoped to spend a quiet evening with his daughter Lisa (Tara Reid) and win her heart. However, it turned out quite different. And now he wishes the earth could swallow him up. How can Tom get out of a scrape if the house is full of havoc? He surely can’t pay off either the antique Persian carpets or the boss’s pet owl... |
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When the mobster Francis A. 'Pops' Romano (Peter Folk) is sent to the court, the Romano family decides to send an undercover man to destroy the evidences against him without knowing that there is an informer in mafia. The clumsy loser veterinary son Corky Romano (Chris KattaN), who is not a criminal, is infiltrated in the FBI to destroy the evidences against his father. |
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The film tells the story of unbeaten racer Manuel Galloway (Laurence Fishburne), also known as Smoke, the "King of Cali" and president of the underground motorcycle club "The Black Knights". The members are all African-American white-collar workers and lawyers who go into the streets in their leather gear and motorcycle helmets to race by night. The focus of this story takes place at an annual drag-racing event in Fresno, as Smoke’s reign is about to be threatened by a young talented racer called Kid (Derek Luke), who starts his own club "The Biker Boyz". Kid wants to challenge Smoke so as to kill two birds with one stone: to gain both the crown and respect. Smoke doesn’t even suspect that his opponent used to be his ally. |
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This comedy follows the misadventures of two childhood friends, Charlie Carbone (Jerry O' Connell), a New York hair stylist, and Louis Booker (Anthony Anderson), a musician and a magnet for bad luck. Once they get involved in shady dealings of mafia boss Sal (Christopher Walken) and have to travel to the Australian Outback to deliver a large sum of money to Sal's associates, Mr. Smith (Marton Csokas). The assignment is not as easy as it seems to be. First the guys enjoy their trip, but soon their good mood is replaced by fear when they accidentally injure a kangaroo. Trying to revive the poor animal, they decide to put Louis’s lucky red jacket on the kangaroo and to take a picture of it. Luckily, the kangaroo comes to its senses. On the other hand, unfortunately for the travellers, the unreasonable beast, with the money-containing-jacket on, skips away and is lost to sight in the jungles. Louis and Charlie, panic-stricken, team up with a smart American wildlife expert, Jessie by name (Estella Warren), to chase down the kangaroo in order to retrieve the mob cash. |
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In the late 21st a disease called Hemophagia has genetically modified nearly an entire race of people, leaving them with such enhanced speed, intelligence, and strength that they resemble vampires in nearly every way. Fear begins to breed within the power elite as the disease continues to spread and those infected prove to be truly superhuman, and now, a civil war is brewing between uninfected humans and those altered by Hemophagia. Caught dead in the center of it is an infected woman called Violet (Milla Jovovich), who is bent on vengeance and has little left to lose. Provoked beyond reason by powers that will not rest until she and her people are dead, she will become everything her persecutors feared her to be |
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Commandant Eric Lassard decides that the police force is overworked and understaffed, so he comes up with the idea of recruiting civilian volunteers to work side-by-side with officers in a program called "Citizens On Patrol" (COP). Carey Mahoney and his friends Moses Hightower, Larvell Jones, Eugene Tackleberry, Laverne Hooks, and Debbie Callahan are in charge of training the civilians. The civilians include Tommy "House" Conklin, Lois Feldman, Kyle, and Arnie. Captain Thaddeus Harris wants to take over Lassard's job, and that's why Harris is determined to see the COP program fail. But it's Harris and his right hand man Proctor who mess up by unintentionally allowing every inmate at the precinct 19 jail to escape. |
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2087. The moon is completely settled by terrestrials, and developed for human needs. This is the place where Pluto Nash, en ex-criminal (Eddy Murphy), achieved success: he runs a business, more particularly, a popular night club, and he has a personal bodyguard robot (Randy Quaid). Pluto's rival, a moon tycoon named Max Crater who wants to buy Nash's club to turn it into a casino, takes no denial and blows up his entertainment, ordering a reward for Pluto's head. Max wants to take control over the whole Earth's satellite and he takes no prisoners. Moon realities in this sci-fi comedy bear strong resemblance to Wild West at some points, and Eddy Murphy is hilariously splendid as always. |
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Malcolm Turner (Martin Lawrence), a FBI undercover agent, is out to expose the suspected creator of a deadly computer virus allowing access to some classified government intelligence files, which can become accessible for terrorists in such case. FBI is looking for a way to get inside Fuller's home to confirm or disprove Turner is "crossing the gender line" again and begins to play a role of a septuagenarian housekeeper. "Big Momma" gets the job, but while trying to figure out the truth about Fuller's possible criminal connections, Malcolm also finds himself developing a close relationship with the suspect's wife and kids. As always, "she" once again turns the house upside down. Along the way, "Big Momma" also helps bring the splintering Fuller family back together and, in turn, Malcolm develops a newfound approach to his own family problems, which includes stepson Trent and expectant wife Sherrie. |
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The Police Academy misfits travel to Miami, Florida for their academy's commanding officer, Lassard, to receive a prestigious lifetime award pending his retirement, which takes a turn involving a group of jewel thieves after their stolen loot that Lassard unknowingly has in his possession. |
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Patience Philips (Halle Berry) inadvertently discoveres a sinister secret of a mammoth cosmetics company she has the misfortune to work for as a graphic designer. She learns that a new beauty product has deadly side effects. Afraid of the disclosure, George Hedare (Lambert Wilson), the mean CEO, and his cold-blooded wife Laurel (Sharon Stone), the longtime "face" of the company, decide to get rid of the unwanted employee. But she was mystically resurrected and granted superhuman powers by an Egyptian cat. With incredible feline agility, strength, speed, heightened reflexes and senses, Patience becomes Catwoman who sets out to wreak vengeance on those who murdered her. |
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A gang is terrorizing citizens by robbing stores in the Wilson Heights district of town. Since a leak in the department is suspected, the Governor has chosen the officers from the police academy along with Captain Harris and Lt. Proctor to catch the criminals using old fashioned police work. When Commandant Lassard is indicted, the officers must bring the gang and Mr. Big to justice to clear him. |
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This side-splitting prequel to the Farrelly brothers' 1994 hit, Dumb & Dumber, tracks lovable goofballs Harry (Eric Christian Olsen) and Lloyd (Derek Richardson) during their high-school years. The dumb duo unwittingly gets engaged in the swindle of the venal Principal Collins (Eugene Levy). Learning of a grant of $100,000 for a special needs class, Collins and his mistress, head lunch lady Ms. Heller (Cheri Oteri), choose Harry and Lloyd to be the first students. Recruiting more students for the phony class, Harry and Lloyd unwittingly attract the attention of the beautiful Jessica Matthews (Rachel Nichols), the school's star reporter, who suspects foul play and decides to expose their wrongdoings. Can Harry and Lloyd save the situation or ... spoil it forever? |
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