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Finland:K-11 certified full length DVD movies
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In the late 21st a disease called Hemophagia has genetically modified nearly an entire race of people, leaving them with such enhanced speed, intelligence, and strength that they resemble vampires in nearly every way. Fear begins to breed within the power elite as the disease continues to spread and those infected prove to be truly superhuman, and now, a civil war is brewing between uninfected humans and those altered by Hemophagia. Caught dead in the center of it is an infected woman called Violet (Milla Jovovich), who is bent on vengeance and has little left to lose. Provoked beyond reason by powers that will not rest until she and her people are dead, she will become everything her persecutors feared her to be |
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Commandant Eric Lassard decides that the police force is overworked and understaffed, so he comes up with the idea of recruiting civilian volunteers to work side-by-side with officers in a program called "Citizens On Patrol" (COP). Carey Mahoney and his friends Moses Hightower, Larvell Jones, Eugene Tackleberry, Laverne Hooks, and Debbie Callahan are in charge of training the civilians. The civilians include Tommy "House" Conklin, Lois Feldman, Kyle, and Arnie. Captain Thaddeus Harris wants to take over Lassard's job, and that's why Harris is determined to see the COP program fail. But it's Harris and his right hand man Proctor who mess up by unintentionally allowing every inmate at the precinct 19 jail to escape. |
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2087. The moon is completely settled by terrestrials, and developed for human needs. This is the place where Pluto Nash, en ex-criminal (Eddy Murphy), achieved success: he runs a business, more particularly, a popular night club, and he has a personal bodyguard robot (Randy Quaid). Pluto's rival, a moon tycoon named Max Crater who wants to buy Nash's club to turn it into a casino, takes no denial and blows up his entertainment, ordering a reward for Pluto's head. Max wants to take control over the whole Earth's satellite and he takes no prisoners. Moon realities in this sci-fi comedy bear strong resemblance to Wild West at some points, and Eddy Murphy is hilariously splendid as always. |
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Malcolm Turner (Martin Lawrence), a FBI undercover agent, is out to expose the suspected creator of a deadly computer virus allowing access to some classified government intelligence files, which can become accessible for terrorists in such case. FBI is looking for a way to get inside Fuller's home to confirm or disprove Turner is "crossing the gender line" again and begins to play a role of a septuagenarian housekeeper. "Big Momma" gets the job, but while trying to figure out the truth about Fuller's possible criminal connections, Malcolm also finds himself developing a close relationship with the suspect's wife and kids. As always, "she" once again turns the house upside down. Along the way, "Big Momma" also helps bring the splintering Fuller family back together and, in turn, Malcolm develops a newfound approach to his own family problems, which includes stepson Trent and expectant wife Sherrie. |
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The Police Academy misfits travel to Miami, Florida for their academy's commanding officer, Lassard, to receive a prestigious lifetime award pending his retirement, which takes a turn involving a group of jewel thieves after their stolen loot that Lassard unknowingly has in his possession. |
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This side-splitting prequel to the Farrelly brothers' 1994 hit, Dumb & Dumber, tracks lovable goofballs Harry (Eric Christian Olsen) and Lloyd (Derek Richardson) during their high-school years. The dumb duo unwittingly gets engaged in the swindle of the venal Principal Collins (Eugene Levy). Learning of a grant of $100,000 for a special needs class, Collins and his mistress, head lunch lady Ms. Heller (Cheri Oteri), choose Harry and Lloyd to be the first students. Recruiting more students for the phony class, Harry and Lloyd unwittingly attract the attention of the beautiful Jessica Matthews (Rachel Nichols), the school's star reporter, who suspects foul play and decides to expose their wrongdoings. Can Harry and Lloyd save the situation or ... spoil it forever? |
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A gang is terrorizing citizens by robbing stores in the Wilson Heights district of town. Since a leak in the department is suspected, the Governor has chosen the officers from the police academy along with Captain Harris and Lt. Proctor to catch the criminals using old fashioned police work. When Commandant Lassard is indicted, the officers must bring the gang and Mr. Big to justice to clear him. |
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Patience Philips (Halle Berry) inadvertently discoveres a sinister secret of a mammoth cosmetics company she has the misfortune to work for as a graphic designer. She learns that a new beauty product has deadly side effects. Afraid of the disclosure, George Hedare (Lambert Wilson), the mean CEO, and his cold-blooded wife Laurel (Sharon Stone), the longtime "face" of the company, decide to get rid of the unwanted employee. But she was mystically resurrected and granted superhuman powers by an Egyptian cat. With incredible feline agility, strength, speed, heightened reflexes and senses, Patience becomes Catwoman who sets out to wreak vengeance on those who murdered her. |
| Norbit
[2007,
USA]
from $1.99 |
| Have you ever made a really big mistake? |
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It falls to Norbit's lot to undergo many severe trials. As a kid, he (Eddie Murphy) is abandoned at the door of a Chinese restaurant and reared by Mr. Wong (Eddie Murphy). During his schooldays the spineless Norbit is forced to pay court to an aggressive masterful obese girl, Rasputia (also Eddie Murphy), because she protects him from bullies. Some years later, he dares not protest and leads his 'protector' to the altar. Rasputia's aim in life is to eat to satiety and humble her weak-willed henpecked husband. When Norbit's childhood flame, Kate Thomas (Thandie Newton), comes back to town, he ventures to resort to various tricks in order to get rid of his tyrannical, monstrous, unfaithful spouse and win the heart of Kate who is engaged to Deion Hughes (Cuba Gooding Jr.). |
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Aspiring cartoonist Tim Avery is feeling inadequate about being a father when he finds that his newborn son has some amazing abilities - the baby has the powers of the Mask of Loki, a mythological object that transforms its user into a manic shape-shifter alter-ego. As bad as a baby with godlike powers might seem, the 'really' bad news is that Loki wants his mask back... |
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