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Comedy full length DVD movies
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The offbeat comedy focuses on two average persons, Army soldier Joe Bauers (Luke Wilson) and prostitute Rita (Maya Rudolph), who are selected as guinea pigs for a government-run hibernation program. The cryo-freezing experiment which was supposed to last only a year goes afoul, and Joe and Rita wake up in the year 2505. They find themselves living in a society where people have become degraded and the world is now ruled by the stupid. As a result, Joe and Rita prove to be the smartest people on the planet.
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| Alibi, The
[2006,
USA]
from $1.99 |
| Planning a lunchtime rendezvous or an elicit affair and don't want anyone to find out? Do you need an alibi? Then Ray Elliot is here to help. (1 more taglines...) |
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Ray Elliott manages alibi service for men and women who want to spend some time separately from their so-called beloved. Ray's life could be much better, if the wealthiest client's son wouldn't run away with some girl... just before his upcoming wedding. |
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Based loosely on "The Canterbury Tales", the movie follows the story of a young peasant squire, William Thatcher (Heath Ledger), who, after the death of his master, Sir Ector, takes the road with his buddies, Roland (Mark Addy) and Wat Falhurst (Alan Tudyk). Along the way, they encounter an obscure writer, Geoffrey Chaucer (Paul Bettany). William, the underprivileged commoner, decides to assume the identity of a knight and asks Chaucer to fake his genealogy papers. Under his new title, Sir Ulrich of Liechtenstein, William has to prove his noble birth at the country's tournaments. Gallant and determined, William wins jousts on the trot. However, where there is success there is envy. Count Adhemar of Anjou (Rufus Sewell), a dangerous rival, is able to learn William's true identity and ruin him. Adhemar and William will meet face to face in the decisive joust. |
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After an attempted assassination on Ambassador Han, Lee and Carter head to Paris to protect a French woman with knowledge of the Triads' secret leaders. |
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A rag-tag team of Reno cops are called in to save the day after a terrorist attack disrupts a national police convention in Miami Beach during spring break. Based on the Comedy Central series. |
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Master chef Kate Armstrong (Catherine Zeta-Jones) is so addicted to her work that her whole life revolves around pans and pots. But her existence is drastically changed when she becomes the sole caregiver for her ten-year-old grief-stricken niece Zoe (Abigail Breslin) after the death of her sister in a car accident. As is known, misfortunes never come alone. Kate also must contend with a self-assured, free-wheeling sous-chef named Nick Palmer (Aaron Eckhart) who is hired without her prior approval and whom she perceives as a serious rival. As their rivalry grows into a romance, Kate has to learn to express herself outside the sanctuary of her kitchen. |
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Cocky space ace Tuck Pendelton volunteers to be minaturized and injected into a lab rabbit. Some techno-terrorists foul up these plans and Tuck is mistakenly injected into hypochondriac Jack Putter instead. Now the terrorists are after Jack with all-American hero Tuck shrunk inside him. Their only hope is Tuck's journalist girl- friend Lydia, but Jack has developed a crush on her. |
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They are complete opposites: one of them is a family man, and other is a bachelor who takes all occasions of such a free life: wealth, girls, cars... But these two guys (Martin Lawrence and Will Smith) are working together, they are policemen and should discover the way of stolen drugs. These dangerous meds are stolen from the police office and cost a round sum of 100 million bucks. Soon they find out that the man who had steel these drugs is none other then Cheki Kario's character whose band is one of the most dangerous and consists of the most unabashed guys. One of them gets killed by criminal colleagues which also begin to hunt down the only witness of the murder - a pretty call-girl Julie (Tea Leoni) whom our positive heroes begin to defend. Our guys - the bachelor and the family man - should trade places to succeed: to save the seductive witness and to catch the offenders.
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This dark comedy-drama follows a meth addict's three-day journey when he became the personal driver of a methedrine cook. Bizzare situations, meth rush, striptease girls... Ross, an unemployed student, gets acquainted with a meth producer named Cook and his saucy girlfriend teaser Nikki (Brittany Murphy), when he visits his dealer's Mike (John Leguizamo) home. Then the journey begins, the high-styled journey created by Jonas Eckerlund from MTV, who created clips for Madonna, Prodigy (Smack My Bitch Up), and other. |
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This hilarious animated movie follows the adventures of two thick friends, Timon the meerkat (voiced by Nathan Lane) and Pumbaa the warthog (voiced by Ernie Sabella). On their journey they encounter a series of colourful characters, Simba the lion (voiced by Shaun Flemming), his love interest, Nala (voiced by Moira Kelly), Rafiki the wise monkey (voiced by Robert Guillaume), and Shenzi the hyena (voiced by Whoopi Goldberg). |
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What is real and what is fiction? Faced with writer's block with his novel, Lewis Fielding turns to a film script about a woman finding herself after his wife Elizabeth returns from Baden Baden. She didn't quite find herself there but had a brief encounter in a lift with a German who says he is a poet. Now the German is in England, gets himself invited to tea where he claims he admires Fielding's books. Which one does he like the best? "Tom Jones." Amused at being confused with the other Fielding, the novelist works the German into the plot. |
| Wimbledon
[2004,
UK, France]
from $1.99 |
| She's the golden girl. He's the longshot. It's a match made in... |
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Peter (Bettany) is a typical loser and his private life is slack as well as his tennis career. By some unknown chance, this wannabe staying at the very end of the world tennis rating becomes a participant of the prestige Wimbledon tournament. That's where he meet Lizzy Bradbury (Dunst) who is a star of american tennis, and soon he falls for her. Inbspired by the new-found love and new-found mastership on the grass of the prestigious tennis court, Peter's position at the tournament score goes higher and higher. A little bit more luck and he will... win the Champion goblet! Will his dream incarnate into reality? |
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Georgia Byrd (Queen Latifah) lives small life having big dreams, despite her perfect skills in the kitchen, she lives frugally and doesn't put her talent to use. Suddenly she finds out she's to be gone in three weeks to live. There, thinking she has nothing to lose, Georgia cashes her savings and throws all cautions to the wind. She heads to Europe to have fun for the last time. She has nothing to lose, so Georgia tells what she thinks and do everything she wants. What will be an ending? |
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Hours after a ruinous product debut, suicidal industrial designer Drew Baylor (Orlando Bloom) learns of his father's sudden death. As the only son, Drew must travel to their small hometown of Elizabethtown, Kentucky to attend to his father's memorial. On the flight to Kentucky, Drew meets Claire (Kristen Dunst), a quick-witted flight attendant, who helps him navigate the rough waters ahead and proves that amazing things happen when you least expect them. |
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In this sequel to "Meet The Parents" Greg Focker faces a difficult task: he must now introduce the straight-laced Byrnes family to his wholly unconventional and totally eccentric parents. Ex-CIA agent Jack Byrnes and his wife travel to Florida to take a look at the people who had called their son Gaylord M. Focker. As the critics soundly state, the cast of the movie is brilliant (as well as in the previous one), but the movie itself is more contrived and predictable, and a lot less fun than the original. "The casting is grand, but one wishes more thought was put into the script". |
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After serving as a bridesmaid 27 times, a young woman wrestles with the idea of standing by her sister's side as her sibling marries the man she's secretly in love with. |
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Aspiring artist Jerome Platz (Max Minghella) arrives at the Strathmore Institute, a prestigious art school in New York City, hoping to hone his skills and dazzle the world with his talent. But he soon discovers the sad truth that it takes more than just a flair and great zeal to be recognized. Therefore he concocts a scheme which is supposed to help him become the world's greatest artist and win the heart of the most beautiful girl in school, Audrey (Sophia Myles).
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The headmistress of St Trinian's is jailed, and to try and keep order, the army and the police are called in, they don't stand a chance. This time the hellcats of St. Trinian's want to get to Italy where a rich playboy wants to select one of them as his wife (little does he know what he's letting himself in for). To get to Italy in term time they have to win an essay writing competition, it's easy when you know how. In Europe they run amok and become involved in jewel theft and their normal brand of chaos. |
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Based on Amanda Brown's novel, this is the story of Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon) who has what every modern girl wants. She is a Hawaiian Tropic girl, the president of her sorority, Miss June in her campus calendar... She creates her own lingerie line and appears in Ricky Martin's video. She is just an attractive girl any chap would be glad to flirt with! However, it doesn't matter to her boyfriend, Warner Huntington III (Matthew Davis), at all. He is a wannabe senator and thinks Elle to be too blonde. He considers that a senator's wife should be clever and not as gorgeous as she is. Therefore Elle will have to prove that not only blond hair, bust (big boobies) and long legs can help a woman score a success. |
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Gary Shaller is at a crossroads in his life: his job is going nowhere, his wife, Dora, drives him crazy, and he passed his thirtieth birthday four years ago. Add to that his best friend Paul seems to become more successful every time he breathes. Gary is feeling depressed and dejected... until he meets Anna. She's beautiful and smart; she's sexy and funny. Best of all, she's crazy about Gary. Anna is the girl of Gary's dreams...literally. And that's the problem. Gary can only see Anna in his dream life, so he's got to find a way to carry on the most satisfying relationship of his life, in his dreams. His quest for lucid dreaming techniques introduces Gary to some crazy characters who ultimately give him a new perspective on life. |
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