Ladies and Gentlemen! Elvis has left the building. And he has taken $ 3 million. It’s also important to mention that THIS Elvis is armed to the teeth and abnormally dangerous. We strongly recommend you not to ask him to sing ‘Love Me Tender’, otherwise you will go to the next world.
Recently-freed ex-con Michael Zane (Kurt Russell) and his cellmate Thomas Murphy (Kevin Costner) decide to rob one of the largest casinos in Las Vegas during International Elvis Week. Dressed up to the nines as Elvis impersonators and teamed up with Hanson (Bokeem Woodbine), Franklin (Christian Slater) and Gus (David Arquette), they manage to hit the jackpot. As usual things go awry when the guys begin sharing the stolen loot. As it turns out Murphy intends to keep all the money for himself and to eliminate his partners-in-crime in a traditional way, that is, to shoot them point-blank.
Matt (Josh Hartnett) is dumped by his girlfriend, she instantly found another guy leaving her former boyfriend to bite the dust and to long for her. Dispirited and disappointed, Matt vows to have no sexual and related contacts in a period of forty days... and, more particularly, nights. But suddenly he meets the seductive girl of his dreams (Shannyn Sossamon) and his vow becomes the serious obstacle for their upcoming relations. Concurrently, as you may have guessed, his ex-girlfriend tries to get him back. It's rather hilarious sight when embarrassed Matt tries hilariously to come unscrew!
In the sequel Officer Brian O'Conner (Paul Walker), stripped of his badge due to his kindness and close interaction with a remorseful criminal, is given one last chance to redeem his honour. Brian and his ex-con pal Roman Pearce (Tyrese Gibson) are recruited by the FBI to infiltrate the Miami street racing circuit and collar an international drug lord, Carter Verone (Cole Hauser). Unbeknownst to the smuggling ring, O'Conner and Pearce work with gorgeous undercover agent Monica Clemente (Eva Mendes) to bring Verone to justice.
Lupo (Rodney Dangerfield), an owner of Italian restaurant in NY, hires only the singing waiters and waitresses. He especially likes singing exercises of Gina (Annabelle Gurwitch), a waitress. Unfortunately, his own singing talents are not acceptable at all, what forces Lupo to leave for Italy to take some vocal lessons after Gina rejected him on the plea of his vocal inefficiency. He gets conned by some swindlers who told him they would give him some lessons, then Lupo eventually meets nice and young singer Rosa (opera star Anita De Simone) who takes him to her wine-making family. There, in flourishing Italian countryside the fresh wind and the good wine miraculously transform his voice into an operatic vocal which, however, turns out to be a Grecian horse for him when he is back in NY...
In Budapest, the ambitious diplomat and aspirant congressman of poor origin David Huxley and his fiancée of wealthy and traditional family Tish Harrington travel to a hotel in Alhambra to spend a weekend together before their marriage. In the hotel, they fantasize and have a threesome with the delicious model Risa as part of his bachelor party. When they return to their normal life, they are blackmailed with a porn video of their sexual encounter with Risa. David and Tish go to the pornographic underworld of Budapest trying to retrieve the tapes and avoid a scandal and damage in Tish's father and David's career.
In this modern retelling of the classic Jules Verne tale, the charismatic sociopath Captain Nemo uses his high-tech submarine to wreak vengeance on the surface world.
A scientist from the failed Philadelphia Experiment leads a team of Navy SEALs back in time to the Cretaceous Period to rescue the first team he sent back during the 1940s. Things go wildly awry though, when on his return he accidentally brings a giant, man-eating dinosaur back through the portal and into modern-day, downtown Los Angeles.
