Halloween weekend. A jilted groom. A hastily-organized canoe trip. A pristine river. A deep, dark forest. The strange old woman behind the bait shop should've been a warning, but too much beer dulls the senses. When they stumble upon four beautiful women deep in the woods, it all seems too good to be true. And slowly they realize they'll be lucky to escape alive... Witches' Night is a throwback to the horror classics of the 1970's, and features many of the same elements: well-rounded characters, titillating sexual scenarios, an indelible villain, and a plot that builds slowly and inexorably toward an unforgettable conclusion.
Long long ago in the Wild Wild West there lived an evil genius, Dr. Arliss Loveless (Kenneth Branagh). An honored inventor, he unfortunately fell victim to his own experiment: his legs were torn off. Driven mad by the hapless experiment, he made the President of the United States and the entire world responsible for the tragedy, and revenge became the breath of life to him. Assisted by fascinating criminals, Amazonia (Frederique Van Der Wal), Munitia (Musetta Vander), Miss Lippenreider (Sofia Eng), and Miss East (Bai Ling), Loveless is scheming a mischievous plan to assassinate the President with the aid of a giantic weapon-transport vehicle called "The Tarantula." Two most sophisticated government agents, Captain James West (Will Smith) and Marshal Artemus Gordon (Kevin Kline), are charged with thwarting the psychotic Loveless. West, a smooth-talking lady-killer and vigorous, impulsive gunfighter, and the refined Gordon, a master of disguises and an extraordinary genius for gadgets, take a hazardous train journey from Washington to Utah. Along the way, they happen to meet an enticing beauty, Rita Escobar (Salma Hayek), who has her own bone to pick with Loveless.
This whaked out anime short pulls out all the stops, making fun of every aspect of the story and filmmaking in general. Britain Dunham speaks like Arnold Schwarzenegger as "The Tinmanator" in this adaptation of the L. Frank Baum classic of the girl carried to a fantastic realm who must seek out the Wizard to get home. The Wizard here speaks just like Elmer Fudd.
Remember when you were a teenager and every little moment seemed like it was of epic importance, like it would influence the rest of your life? But, in reality, it was just another exceptionally crazy weekend... THE WEEKEND relishes the moments that made being a teenager so excruciatingly painful and fantastic.
Tom plans to surprise Sara with an engagement ring, and he's asked his four best friends to witness the popping of the question at his place on Valentine's night. Trouble is Sara's left him a "Dear John" letter and will be by soon for her suitcases; plus, thinking it's a party, Tom's friend Sal has invited five women who were at his bar to come too. First the men talk - about women, sex, love, and homophobia (Tom's pals include a happily married guy, a gay man newly engaged, a metrosexual, and Sal, an inveterate player). Then the women arrive and argue in the loo about men and sex before joining the boys for talk, alcohol, and hookups. But what of Sara, and what of love?
The descendants of the first ones to travel space are regarded as people of lesser worth. Half a millennium after the first ships launched in search of a better life, the Pilgrims still are discriminated. When the Kilrathi declare war against the human race, it is up to Christopher Blair, Pilgrim halfling, to help avoid complete annihilation. Since the Kilrathi managed to conquer a Navcom unit, they know the jump coordinates to Earth. And since the terran fleet is two hours further away from home than the Kilrathi fleet, the only hope of Mankind is to set trust in a Pilgrim, who can astrogate by feeling and does not need a Navcom unit - it's all genetics.
Things are not what they seem at a lonely bus stop nestled in a small New England town. It's a crisp winter morning with a landscape painted of fresh snow. A beggar takes shelter from the frozen wind and in his hand he clutches a brown paper bag. During his stay, he encounters three young ladies going shopping, a jogger, a business woman and a newly married couple. Each views him from their own perspective. They come and go, but he does not follow. A bus pulls up, but he does not board. With the hint of something "more" in his demeanor, he just waits.
Bernie (Terry Kiser) is dead, but he took one secret into his post-mortem being. This secret is about where the hidden money is, and they are buried in the check-room somewhere on the Virgin islands. Larry (Andrew McCarthy) and Richard (Jonathan Silverman) try to find the cash, they have the electronic key which can give them access to the money (guys were fired from the insurance company they worked). Unexpectedly, some voodoo sorcerers decide to return Bernie back to life: they also want to know where the money are.
Police officer Edward Malus (Nicolas Cage) gets a letter from his ex-fiancée Willow (Kate Beahan), who left him ten years ago, on the eve of the wedding, without any explanation. In the letter she implores Edward to find her missing daughter, Rowan (Erika-Shaye Gair). Without hesitation, he travels to a remote island inhabited by members of a pagan community ruled by an elderly woman, Sister Summersisle (Ellen Burstyn), and discovers that they are going to sacrifice the young girl during a festival called "the Day of Death and Rebirth" to improve their harvest. The events take a decidedly sinister turn when Edward sets out on his investigation to find the abducted girl and save her life.
"Webs" stars Richard Grieco as an Everyman electrician who stumbles onto a doohickey that can open a gateway to a parallel Earth. After members of Grieco’s crew accidentally activates the doohickey, the 4-men team find themselves in a Chicago that looks familiar, but has been overrun by mutant spiders from another parallel universe...
In the midst of World War 2, a OSS officer leads a group of female pilots on a mission to deliver a secret weapon, only to crash land on an island in the Pacific after an encounter with a deadly storm. On the island, they must not only contend with a small band of Japanese soldiers but the native inhabitants of the island as well...
For the third time, the evil Wishmaster returns with more evil and grotesquery to wreck the life of more innocents. This time, his victim is a beautiful, innocent and studious teenage girl named Diana Collins who accidentally opened up the Djinn's tomb and released him. After gaining his freedom, the Djinn goes into a murderous frenzy though her college campus while trying to find Diana to fulfill her three wishes. While Diana is on the run, she must endeavor to prevent the Djinn from subjecting the entire world to Hell's wrath.
Kevin Madden (Michael Dionne) counts his blessings as he has it all: a beautiful wife, Char (Tamara Malawitz), a tight-knit family, and a good job. Everything goes well until one night he gets attacked by a sexy, blood-thirsty lycanthrope, Christine Hofferman (Christy O. Cianci). Will Kevin be able to withstand the curse or will he transform into a wild beast and harm the ones he loves to satisfy his bloodlust?
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The kidnappers turn out to be FBI agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big Enron-type corruption trial in Chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her.
Dr Van Helsing is granted immortality and has to hunt down the immortal vampire prince in this low-budget movie. For centuries he tries to kill the elusive bloodthirsty creature, and the final showdown will take place in present-day LA.
When superstar rap mogul C-Note (Big Boi) wants to gain admittance to a prestigious golf club to honor his dad who once worked as a caddy there, he unexpectedly meets with a flat refusal from its snobbish president, Mr. Cummings (Jeffrey Jones). Yet, C-Note is prepared to go to any length to achieve his goal. He purchases an estate adjacent to the club's 17th hole which he is willing to exchange for a membership. Of course, such neighbors as the rap artist and his numerous fun-loving buddies are a damn plague for the snooty members of the club who are about to give up the battle...
