Joe Dirt (David Spade) is an odd janitor who comes to a radio show and tells DJ Dennis Miller and his audience a touching story of losing his parents at the Grand Canyon. They abandoned Joe when he was 8 years old and he has been searching for them since then. Surely, his journey across the country was full of adventures.
It was imprudent of Martin Raikes (Michael Keaton), a New York workaholic banker, to display adherence to his principles while investigating some questionable transactions in Monaco. Besides, it was unwise of him to refuse to take hush money. As a result, Martin is accused of a political assassination and is forced into escape and into hiding. Meanwhile, his family is held hostage. Martin is wanted by the police, the FBI and the international mafia. However, there's still plenty of life left in the modest yet quick bank clerk. If necessary, he is ready to fight with the whole world.
Orion Boyd (Steven Seagal), an intractable Detroit cop, whose uncompromising approach to domestic terrorism and corruption causes him a lot of trouble, takes efforts to stop a gang rule in the most dangerous district of Detroit. When 50 kilos of heroin are stolen from Piper Tech’s main vault, Boyd teams up with a drug kingpin, Latrell Walker (DMX), to crush a lethal conspiracy.
Lloyd (Todd Bosley) is a scraggy, clumsy eleven-year-old boy wearing glasses and having a status of a class clown. As any kid at his age, he faces and overcomes different obstacles on his way. First Lloyd gets in trouble with his teachers, as a result, he is sent to a class for underachievers. There, Lloyd joins the cohort of Troy (Brendon Ryan Barrett), Carla (Chloe Peterson) and Storm (Patrick Higgins). Then Lloyd discovers the joys and sorrows of first love when a cute girl, Tracy (Kristen Parker), joins the class. As bad luck would have it, Tracy makes eyes at Storm, a brazen rebel. Nevertheless, Lloyd soon realizes that self-esteem and modesty can win the beauty's favour.
Drug enthusiast and chemical master Silas and his friend Jamal lose their best friend Ivory to a disturbing pot related dread-lock fire, growing a pot plant in his ashes they use his heavenly connections to hook them up with all the knowledge they need to make it to Harvard... where they change the lives of the up-tight ivy league in the way only good stoner's can
William Conroy (Rob Lowe) used to be a college professor but now he is an Ohio prisoner who serves his six year sentence for chance-medley. One day he learns that fourteen convicts have taken their own lives over the past two years. The suicides have been actually organized by a victim rights group of Jim Corcoran (James Coburn) seeking revenge on criminals who escape the death penalty. William thinks he is the next target on Jim Corcoran's hit list and crashes out of the prison to escape the common lot. And now he is wanted by the federal police. William tries to make an appeal to journalists and prove that a criminal organization, teamed up with the corrupt prison warden, operates on the inside and the outside.
Detective Spencer (Joe Mantegna) attends the Port City Theater's latest play to investigate death threats against a director, Jimmy Christopholous (Christopher Lawford), and witnesses a murder of a key actor, Craig Sampson (Jason Glass), during the performance. After meeting with Police Chief DeSpain (Eric Roberts), Spencer realizes that he knows heaps more than he wants to tell. The actor's killing is only the first part of the complicated puzzle involving unfaithful lovers, corrupt cops, street gangsters and a ruthless Chinese mob. The next victim of the mysterious killers may be Spencer...
After the death of his eccentric Uncle Cyrus (Murray Abraham), Arthur Kriticos (Tony Shalhoub) inherits his strange mansion. The bizarre glass house is filled with different mysterious artifacts as well as Latin inscriptions carved on the walls and floors. The doors in the house open and close strangely by themselves. Little does Arthur know that when he enters this creepy mansion, he will reluctantly fulfil Cyrus's evil will and unleash twelve vengeful ghosts that are imprisoned in the basement. Then the energy of the gruesome ghosts will fuel an evil giant machine to open a portal to the Eye of Hell. But it requires a thirteen spirit to join the Black Zodiac...
Eddie Murphy is back as Dr. John Dolittle, a San Francisco-based successful physician who can talk to animals. This time, his four-legged patients want more than office visits. Forest animals want him to protect their habitat from deforestation by rapacious lumber tycoon Joseph Potter (Jeffrey Jones). The only way to save their home is to populate it with an endangered species that the law protects. Thus, Dr. Dolittle comes up with the idea of mating a lone Pacific Western Bear, Ava (voiced by Lisa Kudrow), with a circus performing bear, Archie (voiced by Steve Zahn). But he has only three weeks to train the domesticated bear about how to live in the wild and help him to make a love connection.
Daryl Chase (Orlando Jones), a prosperous New York investment banker, considers the idea of stealing another man's passport and assuming his identity to be very good. He goes on the run after being wrongly charged with laundering Mexican drug cartel money and desperately tries to take shelter. But the hapless man soon comes to realize that he has jumped out of the frying-pan into the fire. Freddy Tiffany (Eddie Griffin), whose name he is using, proves to be a tough street hustler who is even more wanted by the police than he is. Chase must find a way to get out of a scrape before he has to pay a heavy price for Tiffany's sins.
Jane Doe is the real name of arms manufacturer Cy-Kor's recently fired security password employee with top clearance, whose teenage son Michael is kidnapped. She obeys the bizarre instructions, including getting and learning to use a gun and downloading a secret file (after which her work post starts totally deleting), dumping both in a dumpster and waiting nearby, only to witness the company's CEO Churnings being shot by a sniper using an identical weapon. Michael is released, but the pair is now wanted for the murder and both are abducted by armed men, who bring them to a ranch. There they are welcomed by Michael's father, David Doe, who discloses to be an agent of the Defence Intelligence Agency (DIA), and so is Michael, who used her clearance as the whole thing is a sting for the kidnapping and murder's brain, Avery, so he will sell the enemy false data. Alas David's DIA-partner Kurt Simmons and their boss Phelps have a dirty agenda...
During FBI operation Agent Eleven (Bob), a drug-sniffing dog, happens to bite off a major mobster's manhood. The gangster cuts up quite savage and orders two hit men to murder the dog. To secure the canine agent, the FBI places him in the witness protection program. The dog changes both his owners and his name. Now he is adopted by a postal worker, Gordon Smith (David Arquette), who is not exactly a dog lover. One fine day when Gordon's beautiful neighbor, Stephanie (Leslie Bibb), asks him to baby-sit her son, it is a challenge for Gordon to handle the pet. The super dog makes friends with James (Angus T. Jones), trees the mailman, evades the mobsters' pursuit and gets sympathy of all kids in the neighborhood. "Spot" is full of energy while waiting for his enemies to track down him again. It remains to be seen who will lead a dog's life!
Attractive but lonely Cat Storm (Dominique Swain) is a private school student in the Upper East Side of Manhattan. She tries to make friends among her wealthy classmates and is in love with handsome and bumptious William Sellers (Brad Renfro), who is in the school's elite social group. However, Cat is surprised to discover that William reciprocates her feelings. Blinded by the romance with the boy of her dreams and her new popular status, Cat takes a while to realize that she is drawn into a web of nightclubs, drugs, sex and deception.
Set 200 years in the future, intergalactic cop Melanie Ballard (Natasha Henstridge) and her team have an assignment of transferring a dangerous criminal named Desolation Williams (Ice Cube) to a prison in the outpost city of Chryse on the planet Mars. But in a turn of events, an adjacent mining team on the Red Planet has unearthed an ancient Martian defense device that unleashes warrior ghosts of the planet's original inhabitants who in turn possess most of the workers. Upon arriving at the outpost, Ballard and her team, including Desolation Williams, must band together to survive the vengeful spirits bent on eradicating all human life on their planet.
Every year 63 thousand students from all over the world attend the international Model United Nations competition. Twin sisters Chloe and Riley Lawrence, American high school students, are also invited to take part in the competition in London, England, to represent their country. They are anxious to win as well as to have fun. They go sightseeing and shopping and find time for romance with cute noble British boys, James Browning (Jesse Spencer) and Brian Connors (Brandon Tyler). Moreover, Chloe and Riley don't waste an opportunity to show the standoffish and tedious British how to have a good time.
When a big drug deal ends with a bloody skirmish and loss of the money and the merchandise, there is a fierce fight between the American mafia and the Japanese Yakuza to start. To avenge the local drug dealers, the Yakuza bosses send their most reliable, imperturbable assassin - Domoto (Kiyoshi Nakajo), a sword-wielding master. After arriving in Los Angeles, he starts a savage reprisal over his bosses’ enemies. However, Los Angeles detective Richard Fox (Gary Daniels) keeps his eye on Domoto who he has a big bone to pick with. He accuses Domoto of being guilty of his partner’s death, so the assignment to stop the elusive hit man becomes a matter of private vengeance...
It's good for you, if you know who your enemy is. But sometimes you'd better know who your friend is...
When a brother and sister, Kate (Rachel Hayward) and Mike O'Connor (Tygh Runyan), arrive in a hick town in Oregon, they meet with stranger Adam Turrell (Tom Berenger), who is charismatic as Lucifer and has a deep hypnotic look. However, the trustful Kate and Mike don't know what his dangerous friendship will turn out like.
A self-reliant and attractive woman, Tess (Melissa Crider), meets a handsome guy, Jim Beckett (Tim Abell), the man of her dreams. After a whirlwind romance they get married, and Tess’s happiness unexpectedly flies out of the window. The shocked woman gets to know that her husband is a cruel sadist with the mysterious past. When it turns out that Jim is determined to kill anybody who will stand up for his wife, Tess seeks help from self-defense trainer J.T. Dillon (Mark Dacascos). However, it soon becomes clear that one can stop a murderous maniac only taking extreme measures.
American Businessman and China Scholar, Nick Orton is enlisted by the Buddhist goddess of mercy to save his world from de-evolving to the time of the Demon Master Shu and the 5 Traditional Masters who wish for no progress to ever happen. Nick is given help in the form of The Handsome Monkey king, Pigsy and Friar Sand who must do battle with dragons, demons and a heavenly legal system to assure that Earth remains as it should be.
