They are back, again in black! The heroes of the most successful sci-fi comedy of the 1997 return to the screen to fight the powerful intergalactic villain Serleena (Lara Flynn Boyle), an alien disguised as a lingerie model. Jay (Will Smith), whose partner Kay (Tommy Lee Jones) is retired since the very ending of the previous series, is to find his colleague who is now a mailman and remembers absolutely nothing about his agent life as his memory is selectively wiped. Serleena's aim is to possess some hidden artifact, in that case our world will have serious troubles, namely, it will be destroyed. The most hilarious characters in this series are talking dog Frank (voiced by Tim Blaney) and a motley crew of the alien worms who help guys in black to fight super-powerful, super-sexy villain. She will not surrender for nothing: Serleena's tentacles wrapped the MIB central office...
Xander "XXX" Cage is the notorious underground thrill seeker who until now has been deemed untouchable by the law. NSA Agent Gibbons forces XXX to cooperate with the government to infiltrate an underground Russian crime ring and avoid going to prison. Betting XXX can succeed where other conventional spies have failed, Gibbons sends XXX to enter this world of crime undetected, using his natural athletic prowess and a whole lot of attitude. Enlisted for a dangerous covert mission, he must combat a clever, organized, and ruthless enemy far beyond the scope of his experience.
The clumsy and shy Stanley (Luke Wilson) is a nice fellow, beloved by his colleagues in the office. He has a crush on the gorgeous new-hire Diana (Denise Richards), but he has difficulties to get close to her. When Stanley finally invites Diana for a date, he hits the homeless Phil (Jay Lacopo) with his Taurus and his planned night turns upside down.
After years, these two meet again to remember how to have fun! Banger sisters have slept with almost all rock stars in the 1960-s. Suzette (Goldie Hawn) and Vinnie (Susan Sarandon) were hot and unabashed girls in their twenty. Now when Vinnie became a respective matron, and Suzette is a waitress still craving for sex, they meet again and remember the past times going to the disco to have some fun. When one of the girls sexually liberates shy Harry who occupies the same hotel accomodation, the other amazes her family pulling out old photos of shocking kind.
A big fortune causes big changes in life as it could be resembled by Longfellow Deeds (Adam Sandler), a guy from the small town who comes into fortune and leaves his provincial life for big city temptations. In spite of everything he remains a nice, sympathetic guy, who gets spotted by Wynona Ryder's character named Babe Bennett, a newshound who wants to know much about the heir of a recently deceased uncle, who was a powerful media magnate. Sandler's Deeds is living in a luxurious mansion, fighting tooth and nail against the toadies who pretend to have a piece of the "hereditary pie". Meantime, Babe does her utmost to report to his scandalous behavior to the press, being feigned that she is a small town girl.
Alex Scott (Owen Wilson) is involved to disclose the villains who have stolen Switchblade, the new prototype of the top-secret military spy plane. American government will do anything to bring the thieves to justice; the main suspect is Arnold Gundars (Malcolm McDowell), an international arms-smuggler. Scott is to team with Kelly Robinson (Eddy Murphy), a self-esteem and rather cocky world-class boxer who have enormous ambitions along with a fair amount of humor. Gundars is a fan of boxing, so the Robinson's skills surely will help to take the villain, unless Robinson's conceit will ruin the plans of the hilarious agent couple. Special Agent Rachel Wright (Famke Janssen) assists the guys in their inquiry driving Alex mad at the same time.
Dizzy Harrison is an unpopular, high school geek going through a hellish senior year. In an attempt to make a new identity for himself, Dizzy gets himself expelled from his high school, learns the technics of being cool from a prison inmate, and enrolls at a new high school under the alias Gil Harris, to make new friends where he soon gains respect from the jocks and geeks alike. Dizzy then gets noticed by the head cheerleader, Danielle, and helps the school football team gain self-respect to win games. But things unknowingly begin to turn sour when Danielle's disgruntled boyfriend begins investigating into "Gil Harris'" past to uncover any dirt on him.
In this criminal comedy Bendjamins are not a family as you might firstly think. It's the persons who are usually portrayed on the pieces of paper commonly known as a hundred bucks, and they appear rather frequently in this picture, starring Ice Cube and Mike Epps as they are lured by the magic Bendjis. Bucum Jason (Ice Cube), a bounty hunter, is to bring Reggie Wright (Mike Epps) to justice, but, eventually, gets involved into Reggie's shady dealings. An expression "Head hunter" takes on the special significance in view of the hundred bucks which are respectively crowned with Benjamin Franklin's head, and these heads are abound...
Matt (Josh Hartnett) is dumped by his girlfriend, she instantly found another guy leaving her former boyfriend to bite the dust and to long for her. Dispirited and disappointed, Matt vows to have no sexual and related contacts in a period of forty days... and, more particularly, nights. But suddenly he meets the seductive girl of his dreams (Shannyn Sossamon) and his vow becomes the serious obstacle for their upcoming relations. Concurrently, as you may have guessed, his ex-girlfriend tries to get him back. It's rather hilarious sight when embarrassed Matt tries hilariously to come unscrew!
Mitch Preston, a LAPD officer, always cared only about his job and has catching criminals well. But his new partner was always interested in other thing - he wanted to be an actor who plays policemen on TV in contrast to his serious colleague. DeNiro (Preston) and Eddy Murphy (Trey Sellars) are first time together on the screen, playing two policemen of different views. Mitch Preston is a strict and experienced policeman who is compelled to be a star in a new reality show on the TV. In spite of his reluctance to take part in this doubtful project, the show becomes a high-rated one... to cap Trey's joy! "T.J. Hooker" star William Shattner ridiculously portrays himself and Renee Russo acts as an uneasy producer in this action comedy, which looks like a side-splitting competition between Murphy and DeNiro.
A quartet of young rush-seeking master thieves, made up of Slim (Stephen Dorff), Otis (Clé Bennett), Frank (Steven McCarthy) and Alex (Karen Cliché), commit dozens of audacious bank robberies, using their skills in various extreme sports like rollerblading, scuba diving, parachuting, and rock climbing to make their getaway. Slim and his crew plan to pull off the ultimate heist before resting on their laurels and fabulous wealth. But this time, the police mobilize forces to bring them down. Things get even more complicated when the mafia throws obstacles in their way.
When Canadian Air Force pilot Jack Ferriman recruits the team to investigate a mysterious vessel he has spotted floating adrift off the coast of Alaska in a remote region of the Bering Sea, they discover the remains of the fabled Antonia Graza, thought lost at sea for more than 40 years. It's a hell of a find # the salvage rights alone could be worth a fortune. And by the law of the sea, any vessel discovered on international waters can be claimed by whomever is fortunate enough to find her and skilled enough to haul her back to port. But once onboard the eerie, cavernous ship, the crew of the Arctic Warrior discovers that the decaying vessel is anything but deserted. It's home to something more deadly and horrific than anything they've encountered in all their years at sea.
For burned-out Seattle cop Daniel Pruitt, a camping trip turns hellish when his wife, Jessica, is savagely attacked in the forest. En route to the hospital, the Pruitts collide with a semi, and Jessica identifies the driver as her assailant. Enraged, Pruitt pummels the man. Once at the ER, however, she changes her mind and names a male nurse as her attacker. But before Pruitt can make amends, he learns that his victim, the son of Sheriff Morgan McKenna, is dead.
Long before the Pyramids were built, a daring and ruthless conqueror came from the East. He came along with the hordes of his loyal, bloodthirsty warriors and so he subdued ancient lands which fell before the sword of the furious invader. When the world was drowned into the dark waves of chaos, lawlessness and violence, the hero came to ruin the insuperable evil invaders. He was a hireling long ago, and his veins were filled by the scorpions' blood, now he is to defend the world against the evil powers. Let the Biblical city of Gomorrah contemplate the bloody battle!.. This prequel to The Mummy series stars The Rock, a WWE celebrity along with Steven Brand as Memnon (the tyrant), and Kelly Hu as a beautiful sorceress.
The family of Gordy Brewer perished when the US consulate was blown by a terrorist bomb thrown at the command of Claudio "The Wolf" Perrini (Cliff Curtis), a Colombian rebel. These deaths are simply a collateral damage for an international criminal who is unattainable for the police and justice, and Brewer, an ordinary LA fireman, decides to take revenge in his own hands. He goes to Columbia and tries to find Perrini along with criminal's ex Selena (Francesca Neri). Brewer will do anything to settle accounts with the terrorists.
Vincent Sforza works for a research company, and he has been put in charge of locating several people who were part of an old experiment from the 1970s, in which a group of college students were given a dose of a chemical called LOT-6. Apparently, the victims of the experiment have won a class action lawsuit and need to be found so that a check can be issued. Included on the list is teenager Charlene "Charlie" McGee, the child of two of the dead participants in the experiment. When Charlie was a kid, Charlie's mother Vicky was murdered by thugs who worked for the Shop, the corrupt government department that wanted to do experiments on Charlie. Charlie's father Andy was killed by John Rainbird, a killer who had been hired by the shop. Ever since then, Charlie has been in hiding to protect herself. When Vincent finally locates Charlie, he sets into motion a deadly series of events. It turns out that there really isn't a class action lawsuit settlement. It seems that John Rainbird, who was thought to be burned to death, is still alive, scarred from the burns, and nutty as ever — and he's looking for Charlie, because he's still obsessed with her. Rainbird has been using the lie about a class action lawsuit to lure the original LOT-6 experiment's victims out of hiding so these victims can be killed one by one. Charlie gets help from James Richardson, one of the victims of the LOT-6 experiment. The experiment has given James the ability to tell the future. When Vincent discovers that he's been duped into luring Charlie back to Rainbird, Vincent also decides to help Charlie. John's been working on perfecting the LOT experiments, and has created 6 young boys with powerful abilities. One has the power of suggestion, another can sense truth and deception, two can move things with their mind, one has the destructive voice from hell, and the most dangerous is a boy who can suck the life and energy from anybody or anything. And they're after Charlie. Rainbird is also using these children to rob a bank as a test of warfare in the new decade. Now with Vince and James on her side, Charlie must decide whether to keep running, or fight Rainbird to the end.
Kermit (Whitmire) is enjoying their Christmas with their usual selection of shows at the Muppet Theatres, but then trouble starts. Miss Bitterman (Cusack) enters the Theatre and demands that the money on the Theatre is paid back to her bank, or the Theatre is hers. Problems arise, and the money does not make it to Miss Bitterman in time. Up in heaven, Daniel (Arquette) has been watching Kermit and asks Daniels 'Boss' (Goldberg) to deal out some much needed discipline. Will Kermit get back the Theatre?
An abused woman (Lopez) discovers that the dream man (Campbell) she married isn't who she thought he was. She and her daughter try to escape (aided by her previous boyfriend, played by Futterman), but he pursues her relentlessly. Fearing also for the safety of her daughter, she decides that there's only one way out of the marriage: kill him. 'Fred Ward (I)' (qv) has a guest-starring role.
Fortune unexpectedly smiles on a hapless New York City cab driver named Jimmy Tong (Jackie Chan) who gets a good job he has never bargained for. Jimmy is hired to be a personal chauffeur for dandified millionaire Clark Devlin (Jason Isaacs). Jimmy's new prestigious job appears to be quite peaceful until the cabbie discovers that his boss is a spy for the U.S. government. After a terrorists' attempt to kill Devlin sends him into a coma, Jimmy decides to pose as his injured boss and tries on Devlin's new tuxedo which is in fact a high-tech gadget capable of giving its wearer extraordinary powers. Teamed up with a rookie secret agent, Del Blaine (Jennifer Love Hewitt), Jimmy sets out to foil a nefarious plan of a mad scientist, Dr. Simms (Peter Stormare).
After the crucial decision to finish with the dirty dealings, Frankie (Armand Assante) betrays his cronies and then lives under the federal protection, now he has a new name, new address and a quite calm state of mind. But suddenly his new girlfriend-next-door gets to know about his past. She has a loose tongue and a sister who wants to use such a fortuity for her own enrichment: mafia has charged a hearty price for Frank's head.
